REALITY CHECK
Perhaps it's time for a new photograph
by Coby LaRue
One of my friends from church noted that he got a nice laugh from
reading the column last week.
Thinking that I had finally written something worthy of entertainment
for the masses, I was only slightly disappointed when I found out
that the object of his good humor was my photograph.
He pointed out that I hadn't changed my photo in some time, with the
thought that the one I am using might have something to do with my
age. "I figured you were keeping that picture so you'll always look
young," he jested. "My wife and I get a good laugh out of that every
once in a while."
He pointed out that it looks like I have more hair in the picture.
"It's one of them glamour shots," I told him, since I didn't quite
know what else to say at that moment. I really hadn't thought about
the possibility that I might actually be looking older. Eeek! Older.
The very sound of the word reeks of lap blankets and wrinkle cream.
The photo is one of those things that I hadn't spent much time
pondering on. There's been a photo of me there ever since I started
using photos for columns, back when Kay Smith and Uncle Dave Sturgill
regularly graced our pages with their thought-provoking commentary.
In doing my research, the photo I'm using now was taken sometime
around the year 2000, which amounts to about seven years ago. In case
you don't remember, that was the year that all the computers were
supposed to crash because they had been programmed with a two-digit
year code. It was the millennium and computerized life as we knew it
was going to end. I'm not sure, but I don't think we even had
wireless networks, iPods, iPhones, Blackberries and fast food
Internet service. This new ‘digital life' is just getting started.
As for seven years, that's not very long unless you sold yourself
into slavery or something. Why, seven years goes by like a snap when
you stay busy most of the time.
I originally had the column picture taken at the same time that I had
a passport photo made. I don't usually go in to get my photo made
without an ulterior motive. In fact, there are several lengthy
stretches of life where I don't really have any photographs at all to
look back on. But that's really not all that important. Apparently, I
don't look like that any more any way.
So why did I even give it a second thought? It has something to do
with self-realization. The guy that I watch brush his teeth in the
mirror doesn't look any older to me. We've shared a bathroom for
years and his face doesn't hold any surprises.
But time always is slipping away, whether we like it or not and I
don't really know what I did with it all.
Come to think of it, why is it that I would tend to look back and
wonder where the time went? Shouldn't I instead think about where the
remainder of my time is going to go before it's gone? Or maybe I
should instead focus all my energy on what's going on right now,
rather than dwelling in the ‘golden' past or the ‘limitless' future?
So, in light of the recent humorous criticism by one of my favorite
deacons, I might consider updating my photo at some point in the near
future. Then again, if I really look that much older, should I
subject myself and the readers to such punishment? Why, I dare say
that there might be parrots and puppies here and there in the county
that could suffer adverse effects from seeing my new (older) updated
photo beneath them on a weekly basis.
It's just one of those things that I'll have to put on my list of
things to ponder when I should be thinking of more worthwhile things.
So is my life passing by or is life is holding still while I'm
passing through it? One thing's for sure, we're only given a few
years here on earth and I believe it's compared to a ‘vapor' that
soon passes away in book of James.. Trying holding on to a handful of
steam for a good comparison. First you get burned, then you get
steamed. On second thought, I think my point was supposed to be that
vapors can't be held and escape easily. I'm not sure what the rest of
it means, so I might have to go home and boil up a pot of hot water
and soak my feet while I rock in my squeaky chair with my lap quilt.
Or maybe I'll watch cars go by. Old people like to do that, you know.
Sometimes it seems life is just a series of paydays and weekends. I
can usually remember where the money went and what I did on Saturday.
The rest of the days are recalled only through the aid of my trusty
calendar, which is marked with a trail of ink that surely shows my
path through life as effectively as footprints in the sand.
I think the Native Americans broke down their time by moon phases,
since they didn't have a Timex and a free Ramen calendar from the
Bank of Plymouth Rock. I suppose they just had to do the best they
could—like the rest of us-as they watched their time pass by, swept
up neatly by the seas of change. The best we can do is to spend our
time sharing our life's lessons, faith and wisdom with the next
generation. But we can still have some fun thinking back as we laugh
at old photographs. I wonder if he'll show me some of his.
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