REALITY CHECK
Three months building seems too long
by Coby LaRue
With a few minor revisions, the building plans are moving forward at
a pretty good clip. I’ve already installed most of the strips around
the outside, which will soon hold the metal siding, if I have my way
about it.
I finished installing all of my windows and roughed-in the door
opening for the side entrance, which will give me access to the
building from the house side.
I hope to install a large ramp and a set of double doors at the other
entrance to help make driving in the lawnmower and other things easier.
While I can see progress has been made, especially on the two days I
spent working on the building last week, I still would like to get
the project finished. Then again, when I do get it finished, I know
there are at least 47 other things that need to be done.
It seems like many of the tasks I take on take much longer than I had
thought they would when I orchestrated them in the theater of my
mind. It could be that I am working too slowly or it could be the
fact that I always tend to underestimate how long everything takes.
That fact alone lead to my no longer having an interest in being a
small-time contractor after working for some time doing home repairs
as a young man. I would bid a job and then end up working for nearly
nothing after I paid the help and expenses. I have to admit that I
did quickly improve at that time at making better estimates—two or
three weeks with no money helps—but years of carpentry work for me
with no time clock has left me working at a completely different pace
and with a different set of rules.
Most legitimate contractors would laugh at the idea of a job like the
one I am doing taking three months to complete. I admit that it seems
like a long time to me, too. Even though I’m only working on the job
in my spare time, it really doesn’t seem like it should take so long.
Anyway, now that I have most of the framing work done and I am
getting ready to move forward with the doors, final stripping and
then the metal, I know it will all come together more quickly. The
metal siding is one of those things, like roofing, that seems to move
faster as the work goes along.
I guess much of construction is that way. I always break the job up
into bite-sized pieces and then eat one mouthful at a time. My next
task is installing the double doors on the front and the ramp that
will lead up to them.
When I start a task, planning and lay out always takes longer than
building. The second to the last step, siding or capping a floor or
deck, gives fast visual results and tends to appear to go the quickest.
However, once that’s done, that leaves the trim work, which I
consider the exception to the rules. I’ve never been a big fan of
trim work to start with. Now that I have a chop saw, it certainly is
much easier now than it was in the days of handsaws and miter boxes.
I took a break a couple weeks ago to head to my sister’s house and
work on some much-needed home repairs.
Among items on the agenda were building a closet, fabricating a
bedroom door, replacing a set of steps and installing a handrail and
doing a few other minor tasks there around the house.
I cut just a few pieces of trim with my handsaw and I was huffing and
puffing like a three pack-a-day smoker on a nature hike up the side
of a mountain. Machinery is good, but it tends to spoil a man from
doing real work.
As for the work at my sister’s house, it really didn’t fit into my
schedule, but sometimes things come up that need doing now. Much of
it could have been handled as time went by, but was neglected until
it was nearly too late. Maintenance is a lot like housework, no one
really notices until you stop doing it.
In this case, I’m not sure if my sister knows which end of a hammer
to hold on to.
The steps I replaced could have fallen and injured someone at any
moment, and the waist-high climb had no hand rail to work with.
Even though she and her family lack what I consider basic skills—you
know, carpentry, tools and machinery and plumbing—they still manage
to get by with a hand now and then.
An offshoot of their sewer main ruptured a few weeks ago and some
more than kind friends helped repair the problem after throwing a few
mothballs under the house to run out any snakes or other critters
that might have been there. I was glad I missed that call. I have an
aversion to small, dark and smelly areas under houses.
Not to mention my obvious problem with ruptured sewer lines, sewage,
and basically any word that starts with or consists of the letters s-
e-w. Look it up yourself in the dictionary, it’s not a very pleasant
way to start a word.
Realizing that this weekend marks the Labor Day holiday, I’m hoping
to work all weekend on the building and get it all finished up before
my upcoming September harvest responsibilities.
Then again, given that the garden is turning to dust, it shouldn’t be
too much of a problem if the rain doesn’t kick in soon. The corn is
already brown and stunted, the beans are gone and the tomatoes just
aren’t amounting to much.
At least the potatoes appear to have produced a reasonable crop.
While that isn’t exactly what I was hoping for earlier this year as I
worked and toiled to plant the seeds and plants that I am now
watching burn to death in the August sun, it’s still better than
nothing. Maybe I’ll have better luck next year, if there isn’t a late
freeze and a drought with which to contend.
As I've said before, my own inattentiveness is enough.
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